fuckthefortune:

my boyfriend’s way of telling me he’s sad

fuckthefortune:

my boyfriend’s way of telling me he’s sad

(Source: juztgirlythingz)

smalldonghaver:

faygo-fuckyourself:

pSA DONT FUCK WITH OUIJA BOARDS

DONT PLAY ONE MAN HIDE AND SEEK

DONT PLAY SHADOW MAN

DONT FUCK WITH ANYTHING THAT INVITES SPIRITS INTO YOUR HOME

lol sike catch me playing 2k14 with George Washington and Cleopatra while u afraid to touch some wood

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

(Source: fyspringfield.com)

susemoji:

I HATE THIS

(Source: vine.co)

hauntedmillenniumfalconteahouse:

childofdragons:

arse-moriendi:

rifa:

check-your-privilege-feminists:

Tumblr: spreading the world apart, one group at a time.

THIS is the shit that bothers me with tumblr

when social correctness literally loops back around to bite its own ass

The china one is sort of golden though. At least their response to the idiocy.

Like seriously noodles where invented in china and italians took them over….wow cultural appropriation was even happening far back then (sarcasm)

We’re here to help you! We’re super heroes!

(Source: ryclops)

pro tip: make your text posts more than 140 characters so twitter can’t steal them

a-menacing-pineapple:

Real talk guys. This is my nana, Jean Southern. I went around to hers to do what we usually do on Saturdays; drink tea, play Scrabble and talk about random shite. One time I showed her this image and I swear she damn near pissed herself and that’s the story of how I had a conversation with my nana about how she wished she called Daniel Radcliffe a cunt.

a-menacing-pineapple:

Real talk guys. This is my nana, Jean Southern. I went around to hers to do what we usually do on Saturdays; drink tea, play Scrabble and talk about random shite. One time I showed her this image and I swear she damn near pissed herself and that’s the story of how I had a conversation with my nana about how she wished she called Daniel Radcliffe a cunt.

watsonwarrior:

cumosaurus-rex:

nyamss:

1wannabeyourdog:

Sam Pepper is sorry 🙌

WTF IS THIS.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

my favourite video on the internet

egberts:

kernalmustache:

egberts:

why didn’t Spider-Man grow extra limbs

why did Doctor Octopus only have 6 arms huh? Don’t ask these questions

uuuuum 4 metal arms, 2 real arms, and 2 legs???? that’s 8 pal