So my fucking chemistry teacher lost his voice today and couldn’t talk over the kids talking SO HE JUST FUCKING PULLS A LEAF BLOWER WITH TOILET PAPER OUT FROM BEHIND HIS DESK.
(via shelikescookies)
N…o…..
No…
NO
HA
ALL MY LIFE I DID IT RIGHT
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW
can we get a nick fury gif up in here?
(via badwolf-holmes)
Fun fact, I have a green foil star balloon that I was given at the zoo and it’s still fully inflated without ever being refilled.
Funner fact? I was two years old when I got it, making it a 16 year old balloon.
I may be carrying a balloon that is older than a fair few of my followers right now.
how
(via larapeople)
CAN YOU IMAGINE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?? LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GIVING A SHIT ABOUT YOU??? BECAUSE I CAN’T
(Source: motsquivont, via shelikescookies)
everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment
(via larapeople)
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
(via shelikescookies)
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
(Source: grimelords, via hit-an-alltimelow)
| Me: | Afraid to answer phones. |
| Me: | Afraid to answer the door. |
| Me: | Afraid to order food. |
| Me: | Afraid to be in a room full of people I don't know. |
| Me: | Afraid to talk to people on Tumblr. |
| Me: | Afraid to talk to people in real life. |
